so we went to ocean city and then to busch gardens on a 10 day vacation with my dad and his girlfriend. it was a lot of fun and i took many a photograph while i was there. the first photograph comes from my dad illegally trying to avoid the traffic in ocean city. since there was an accident that backed up like 50 freakin streets, my dad thought he could just pass all that by if we drove through hotel parking lots the rest of the way to our townhouse. while driving, i was looking at the beach (or the sand dunes that block the beach) and these mexican guys trying to haul all their heavy beach chairs up the sand dunes (they could've taken the stairs but this must not have occurred to them.) when the name of a street caught my eye:
yes...although the sign is incredibly blue and fake looking in the picture, there is really an assawoman drive out there...and only in maryland my friends...
here are some pictures from busch gardens that i took...actually, my dad's girlfriend wanted to stop in one of those crappy christmas stores that are always run by these really old ladies who own thousands of sweaters with teddy bears crocheted on the front, and glasses with chains on them in case alzheimer's kicks in at any moment and their vision is impaired. anyway, at first i asked if i could stay in the car but my dad said if i was gonna do that he wouldn't leave the keys so i'd die from the heat. so i was reluctantly looking around in the store when my dad said something like "why don't you get your mom something while we're here?"so of course manda got all excited cause she loves shopping for other people and i was mad cause i could've spent the money on myself but alas, i found the perfect "christmas in july" gift for my mom:
it kinda looks like manda's cat Mitzy if you look at her while on an acid trip with your eyes crossed. my mom is the luckiest lady in town cause no other mommzes gots this on theys christmas tree, BEEYOOOOOOOTCH!
another ornament that came in close second was this one:
Unfortunately for Santa, when he went on his diet this year, he lost his thunder thighs but his beer belly remained. However, he was brave enough to compliment his new sexy legs with those kick ass boots! But wait...if you look closely at his head, his santa hat has grown an extra pom-pom thing, but why? In order to disguise his horns, of course! That's right, there is no Santa, he's really Satan, the devil wasn't even creative enough to invent a new name, he just rearranged the letters! And look at his sorry excuse for a reindeer...see anything wrong with it? It's green and it has wings! Normal reindeer fly with magic, but not this demonic beast, it even has the ability to fly and sleep at the same time... (my dad's girlfriend bought this one after much persuasion)
Another classy ornament essential for a complete christmas tree:
i call this "Biker Granny". Note the sack of toys and the motorcycle helmet. Grandma just got out of prison on parole to spend time with the grandkids. Uh,...she might need to borrow some money too, just to get he back on her feet...
Well, I am tired now, i have more ornaments to post but me, manda, and amber want to rent a movie so wait you must.
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